Bistrot Paul Bert – Paris
When I first arrived in Paris, during a debaucherous weekend of eating and drinking (which was to set the tone for the next 12 months) I found myself sitting grumpily in an uncomfortable wooden chair,...
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Restaurant Pierre Sang – Paris
After an indulgent week spent sipping hot chocolate, flirting over fondue, oh and of course skiing the slopes, in Courchevel, the deliciously dashing Leonardo DiCarpaccio and I arrived back in Paris on a...
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Comme à Lisbonne – Paris
A year making pastries and reviewing restaurants was never going to be conducive to weight loss, but I feel that greater forces are against me in my quest to stay svelte. When I...
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Café au lait, s’il vous plaît – Paris
There are lots of things the French are very good at – baguettes, wine, cheese, not getting fat off baguettes wine & cheese, affairs, well behaved dogs and going on strike, to name...
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Restaurant Akrame – Paris
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a Parisian apartment must be in want of visitors. Indeed I was misguided to ever think that I would be...
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L’Atelier de Joël Robuchon – Paris
Little brother Burrata Obama and long time lover Linguine Lohan arrived in Paris last week. Having had a bad experience here two years ago (they ordered pasta at a restaurant, got caught in...
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Tutto Wines Summer Dinner – London
Back in Paris after my recent stint in London, I was recounting my adventures to Brad Pitta: Paris Stilton – Chéri you should have sampled these divine pork buns at Eat Street…and you really...
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L’Autre Pied – London
“Oh mon dieu ull we will eet is pooding…” moaned Brad Pitta, my Moroccan-French beau, on hearing that we were heading to London for a weekend to visit my mum and sister. The “everysing-eez-better-in-France”...
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Le Baratin – Paris
A close friend of mine – an annoyingly clever, fluent Russian speaking friend who I can never beat in scrabble – lets call him Leon Troutsky, recently asked for a restaurant recommendation for...
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